Waxing Crescent Moon
You should shove all that extraneous stuff you have out onto the curb, put a sign on it that says “FREE” and move to Vernal UT.
Vernal has everything you need and nothing you don’t. It’s surrounded by accessible mountains full of dinosaur bones. It’s 15 minutes from the Green River (you’re gonna need a good rubber raft). And it has the coolest museums.
Utah Field House of Natural History
Everywhere you go you run into dinosaurs. It’s like heaven for third graders.
Most importantly, it has Betty’s Cafe. I ♡ Betty’s. Perfect grub. Breakfast whenever you get there.
Naturally, Betty’s has Abby. Ain’t she cute?
So go on, pack up and move. What in tarnation are you waiting for?
Peace, Love, and the Jurassic Morrison Formation,